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The slim retail fit and classic crew neckline keep the silhouette tidy while the Airlume combed cotton feels gentle against skin. A small, understated center-chest line of text reads like a private joke, the kind that slips into conversations and earns a grin. Built with side seams, shoulder tape and a ribbed collar so it keeps its shape through washes and outings. Wear it layered under a jacket for city errands or alone on warm evenings when you want comfort without fuss. The muted design language and sustainable production make it an easy piece for someone who prefers low-key statements and thoughtfully made basics.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed \u0026amp; ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) — breathable and soft\u003cbr\u003e- Retail fit with crew neckline — neat, versatile silhouette\u003cbr\u003e- Construction details: side seams, shoulder tape, ribbed knit collar for shape retention\u003cbr\u003e- Tear-away label and REACH certified — comfort and compliance\u003cbr\u003e- DTF\/DTG printed details depending on placement; sourced blanks from Honduras\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU 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