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Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the shirt feels breathable against the skin and drapes with a clean retail fit. Subtle ribbed collar and shoulder tape keep the shape through repeat wear. The understated front text fades into the shirt for a low-key, slightly cheeky look that reads like a private joke among friends. Wear it with jeans, under a jacket, or layered for cooler nights. 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