{"product_id":"i-wasnt-supposed-to-put-beef-in-the-trifle","title":"I wasn't supposed to put beef in the trifle","description":"\u003cp class=\"PDq2pG_selectionAnchorContainer\" data-start=\"75\" data-end=\"227\"\u003eFor those moments when you carefully follow the instructions, trust the process, and only later realize the recipe itself has gone wildly off the rails.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"229\" data-end=\"424\"\u003eA playful quote tee with kitchen-disaster energy, misplaced confidence, and the very specific horror of discovering that two completely different recipes somehow became one unforgettable dessert.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"426\" data-end=\"589\"\u003ePerfect for anyone who has ever followed directions a little too faithfully and learned the hard way that sometimes you really should question what you’re reading.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"MsoNormal\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"591\" data-end=\"711\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"591\" data-end=\"673\"\u003eBecause sometimes the mistake isn’t obvious until there’s beef in the dessert.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eA soft, lightweight tee with a quietly sharp sense of humor. This breathable Bella+Canvas jersey drapes easy and stays true thanks to side seams, shoulder tape, and a ribbed knit collar. The understated front text—small, centered, and dryly witty—reads like a private joke, the kind that makes people double-take and then smile. Wear it on slow coffee mornings, late-night hangs, or while running errands; it settles into daily life without shouting, but it says something once you get close. Sourced and produced with responsible practices and a tear-away label for comfort, this shirt feels like an everyday staple that ages well and keeps its shape.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathability and softness\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and structural support\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam for stretch and collar stability\u003cbr\u003e- Tear-away label to minimize skin irritation; REACH certified materials\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced with DTF\/DTG techniques for crisp, detailed sleeve and label graphics\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"XS \/ Black","offer_id":53490028642613,"sku":"18913362331780470202","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":53490028675381,"sku":"24505729150660730757","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":53490028708149,"sku":"25354144694979005948","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":53490028740917,"sku":"84240964171329851093","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Heather Forest","offer_id":53490028773685,"sku":"23886062251070963891","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Heather Navy","offer_id":53490028806453,"sku":"88613324135557318174","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Navy","offer_id":53490028839221,"sku":"60469665670951277384","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ White","offer_id":53490028871989,"sku":"16713440889794733936","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"S \/ Heather Aqua","offer_id":53490028904757,"sku":"22362709898055625258","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":53490028937525,"sku":"29600417024268230922","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":53490028970293,"sku":"13151730078520210846","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":53490029003061,"sku":"16957326666055198441","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Heather Navy","offer_id":53490029035829,"sku":"40187519927532457698","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Navy","offer_id":53490029068597,"sku":"29208539924491357566","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ White","offer_id":53490029101365,"sku":"41403040362574728760","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Heather Aqua","offer_id":53490029134133,"sku":"15825020927174435106","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":53490029166901,"sku":"12000944728439638937","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":53490029199669,"sku":"33583912393694736699","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":53490029232437,"sku":"19458806030051353670","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Heather Navy","offer_id":53490029265205,"sku":"31255828975055076900","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Navy","offer_id":53490029297973,"sku":"28993452988855527690","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ White","offer_id":53490029330741,"sku":"16920248385066070483","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Heather Aqua","offer_id":53490029363509,"sku":"16501790010337889908","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":53490029396277,"sku":"60011585280290866516","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":53490029429045,"sku":"13019295892162665021","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":53490029461813,"sku":"38835040713196040147","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Heather Navy","offer_id":53490029494581,"sku":"10907318571916948405","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Navy","offer_id":53490029527349,"sku":"21949908304022389204","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ White","offer_id":53490029560117,"sku":"30174410662913780870","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Heather Aqua","offer_id":53490029592885,"sku":"15784465846757586753","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Army","offer_id":53490029625653,"sku":"20693525611860490869","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":53490029658421,"sku":"61120933100240134587","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":53490029691189,"sku":"10845066894895023570","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Dark Grey Heather","offer_id":53490029723957,"sku":"14935266970015505887","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Heather Navy","offer_id":53490029756725,"sku":"96807562912446508744","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Navy","offer_id":53490029789493,"sku":"24973199861982204730","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ White","offer_id":53490029822261,"sku":"44634605790512769266","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Heather Aqua","offer_id":53490029855029,"sku":"32995063935464612251","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Athletic Heather","offer_id":53490029887797,"sku":"94066510486875295836","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":53490029920565,"sku":"21717193146343493333","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ White","offer_id":53490029953333,"sku":"32880152354791284889","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4XL \/ Black","offer_id":53490029986101,"sku":"32307325523960277196","price":36.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0897\/5089\/6949\/files\/6453988517582199824_2048.jpg?v=1788813959","url":"https:\/\/youshouldputthatonashirt.com\/products\/i-wasnt-supposed-to-put-beef-in-the-trifle","provider":"You Should Put That on a Shirt","version":"1.0","type":"link"}