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That’s the shirt.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"160\" data-end=\"325\"\u003eThis collection is built around the random things people say in real life that make someone stop, laugh, and immediately think, \u003cstrong data-start=\"288\" data-end=\"325\"\u003e“You should put that on a shirt.”\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"327\" data-end=\"453\"\u003ePerfect for people who love dry humor, odd little truths, and quotes that are funny mostly because someone actually said them.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"455\" data-end=\"526\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-start=\"455\" data-end=\"526\"\u003eBecause sometimes the best shirt ideas are overheard, not invented.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis soft, breathable tee settles into your rotation like a familiar café corner. Lightweight Airlume cotton keeps you comfortable from morning runs to late-afternoon study sessions. A subtle, centered emblem and clean crew neckline give a low-key, lived-in look that layers easily under jackets or pairs with relaxed jeans. It holds its shape thanks to side seams and shoulder taping, while a tear-away label keeps the neck itch-free. Thoughtful printing on the sleeve and neck deliver crisp details without adding bulk. Ethically produced and REACH certified, it’s a simple, reliable piece that moves with your day.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz (lightweight, breathable)\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability\u003cbr\u003e- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort\u003cbr\u003e- DTF\/DTG printed sleeve and neck details for crisp, vibrant designs\u003cbr\u003e- REACH certified; manufactured under fair-labor, sustainable practices\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, 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