Yeah, yeah, that’s his partner Methuselah Honeysuckle, which makes me Old Scratch Johnson.

For those moments when you’re surrounded by nonsense and decide the only reasonable response is to participate on your own terms.

A dry quote tee with exasperated dad energy, quick wit, and the kind of perfectly timed comeback that proves you can be irritated and funny at the same time.

Perfect for anyone who has ever been dragged into somebody else’s bit and somehow made it better.

Because sometimes the best defense is joining the joke before it gets any worse.

Details:
• Clean, minimalist name tag–style design
• Inspired by an iconic Shawn introduction
• A deep-cut reference for real Psych fans
• Great for casual wear, fan events, or gifting

Because Gus has had a lot of names — and this one deserves its moment.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for a soft, breathable feel
- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and added structure
- Ribbed knit crew collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort
- Chest name-badge graphic printed with crisp DTF/DTG methods depending on provider
- REACH certified; ethically manufactured by Bella+Canvas (sustainability and fair labor standards)

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean