You can just keep your chill pants on

For those moments when someone else is operating at a level of urgency you absolutely did not sign up for.

This funny quote tee is for the eye rolls, the overreactions, the unnecessary drama, and the gentle reminder that maybe everybody could bring it down about six notches.

Casual, sarcastic, and useful in far too many situations.

Because sometimes “calm down” just needs better wording.

This soft, breathable tee settles into your rotation like a familiar café corner. Lightweight Airlume cotton keeps you comfortable from morning runs to late-afternoon study sessions. A subtle, centered emblem and clean crew neckline give a low-key, lived-in look that layers easily under jackets or pairs with relaxed jeans. It holds its shape thanks to side seams and shoulder taping, while a tear-away label keeps the neck itch-free. Thoughtful printing on the sleeve and neck deliver crisp details without adding bulk. Ethically produced and REACH certified, it’s a simple, reliable piece that moves with your day.

Product features
- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton, 4.2 oz (lightweight, breathable)
- Side seams and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability
- Ribbed knit collar with seam and tear-away label for comfort
- DTF/DTG printed sleeve and neck details for crisp, vibrant designs
- REACH certified; manufactured under fair-labor, sustainable practices

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Bella+Canvas 3001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Blank product sourced from Honduras

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: medium heat, Do not dryclean