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Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, the shirt feels breathable against the skin and drapes with a clean retail fit. Subtle ribbed collar and shoulder tape keep the shape through repeat wear. The understated front text fades into the shirt for a low-key, slightly cheeky look that reads like a private joke among friends. Wear it with jeans, under a jacket, or layered for cooler nights. It’s made responsibly with tear-away labeling for comfort and REACH-compliant materials, so you can feel good about the way it’s made as well as how it looks.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% Airlume combed ring-spun cotton — lightweight, breathable (4.2 oz\/yd²)\u003cbr\u003e- Retail crew fit with ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention\u003cbr\u003e- Side seams for better structure and longer-lasting fit\u003cbr\u003e- Tear-away label and REACH certified materials; responsibly manufactured\u003cbr\u003e- Prints produced with DTF or DTG depending on placement for crisp, vibrant detail\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)\u003cbr\u003e- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed\u003cbr\u003e- Tumble dry: low heat\u003cbr\u003e- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat\u003cbr\u003e- Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU 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